Only the Size of My Head

Last night I noted a fortune cookie sitting on out kitchen table as I was going to the couch to watch an episode of Boston Legal. Upon completing the episode I observed that the cookie was no longer on the table; one of the cats (I have a pretty good idea of which one) evidently had made off with the cookie while we were distracted. A short search resulted in the discovery of a small pile of crumbs on the floor and the cookie’s fortune, which, I think it’s fair to say was clearly addressed to the cat in question. The fortune read:

It would be best to maintain a low profile for now.

We’ll never know which of our cats ate the cookie, but we do know that they took the advice to heart

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