Only the Size of My Head

In the spirit of Da System is Borked I present Something Awful’s most excellent CD Liner Notes of the Distant Present:

Last night I noted a fortune cookie sitting on out kitchen table as I was going to the couch to watch an episode of Boston Legal. Upon completing the episode I observed that the cookie was no longer on the table; one of the cats (I have a pretty good idea of which one) evidently […]

A Sri Lankan friend of mine sent me this today, it’s perhaps in somewhat poor taste, but it’s quite funny.
Question : What is the truest definition of Globalization?
Answer : Princess Diana’s death…
Question: How come ?
Answer:
An English princess with an
Egyptian boyfriend crashes in a
French tunnel, driving a
German car with a
Dutch engine, […]

St. Cloud is famous! Well, at least the St. Cloud, MN Bakery is interesting and odd enough to make the front page of one of my favorite internet haunts, boingboing.net. The article in question is really just a link to pictures of the Bakery’s specials sign, taken monthly. Aside from the misspellings, odd abbreviations […]

While reading about how the AMD Opteron handles caching, in particular writing back through the use of the suggestively named “dirty bit” I was momentarily distracted by Larissa. After a brief conversation I jumped back into my book, at the wrong section. This resulted in my reading the following out of context:
If the Victim Buffer […]

Blogoscoped has an amusing article about what GMail might have been like if it had been designed by Microsoft. Much weeping and gnashing of teeth is to be expected, but also a good laugh. Check it out.
The blogoscoped article is very much in the same spirit as the now venerable, but still excellent “What if […]

Rumors of a touch screen iPod have been circulating the web for some time now, and it appears that those rumors have now become a reality. Joystiq has the details:
iPod + DS = DSpod? iDS? ipoDS?
Ok, ok, so it’s not branded by Apple… and it’s not an iPod, technically, but it’s touchscreen baby, pure touchscreen. […]

For about two years back when I was in High School (damn that seems like so long ago) I used to be in a martial arts class at the St. Cloud YMCA. I held my instructor (Colin Ylinen) in extremely high regard and the class did a great deal for me: I learned a lot […]

Here I am all happy, not feeling like I need anything and then Nic has to go and destroy the balance by making me go take a look at Flickr. Now of course I have to try the thing. Then I have to discover that I really like it and that it might be a […]